March 2012
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I am Asian.
But…
Math isn’t my best subject.
I don’t get all A’s.
I don’t know what the hell “ching chang chong” means.
I won’t do your homework.
I don’t eat dogs, cats, or any other animals of that sort.
I don’t know karate.
I’m am NOT related to that girl, that girl, or that guy.
I’m an not an overachiever
However…
I do love rice!
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That awkward moment when you try to pet your... →
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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When you're in class bored and start making...
You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
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wantstobelieve:
this screenshot though:
phenixnoir:
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Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat... →
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aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I...
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Watchsherlockaddict95:
Arthur and Matt at the DW Convention…
OH GOSH…
*I really thought they were going to…*
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SHERLOCK FANS →
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If it is possible to sob and laugh at the same time, I am doing it.
I can’t breath…
If it is possible to sob and laugh at the same time, I am doing it.
^This is so true.
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Awkward moment during my lesson.
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chacha-holic:
Phisiology Teacher: ”To excite a system, the input must have the shortest time lenght but the maximum intensity. Can someone make an example?”
My Brain:
°Example 1
Input:
System:
°Exemple 2
Input:
System:
°Exemple 3
Input:
System:
°Exemple 4:
Input: System:
My Mouth: ”…..not really.” gifs not mine
You see? They’re so nice they even help us in...
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My biggest problem about me is that I'm impatient;... →
wowfunniestposts:
When my laptop doesn’t respond straight away;
When I’ve gone out for a meal and it’s taking forever to come;
When people promise a certain time to come over or hang out but come 3 hours later;
When people do something for you but are taking forever to complete it;
When people take forever to answer the most easiest questions in class;
what a funny blog
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Your parents' expectations of school →
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They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
this blog is epic
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My walk.... →
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when I’m not on my period
when I’m on my period
this blog is epic
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this made me laugh so much, omg
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Bored? click!
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abri—:
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leilockheart:
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we would have flying cars and robots …but no. so far we’ve come up with backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals.
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this blog is epic
Backwards robes?
No really, what are backwards robes?
Snuggies, right?
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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When a pen dies
Me: There were times I didn't even think you were a pen.
Me: But let me tell you this, you were the best writing utensil
Me: The most pen... pen that I've ever known.
Me: And no one will ever convince me that you ran out of ink, so there.
Me: I was so alone, writing an essay, and I owe you so much.
Me: But please there's just one more thing, one more thing
Me: One more miracle, Pen, for me
Me: Don't be... dead.
Pen:
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Painting on the wrong layer
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The world of social networking
unicorntimelordadamyoung:
what-if-jesus-were-a-timelord:
timelordy-teganbreann:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
katiesworldorder:
Tumblr isn’t a social network, it’s a high-functioning microblogging site. Do your research.
^ *Snaps fingers in a Z-formation* Mmm-hmmmm you tell them, boy!
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